For years and year men have been trying to find those perfect lines that just make women swoon and in turn run away from the bar or club with them. Well, the thing is that there are about 5 million lines that everyone has heard and no matter who you are they about as cheesy as they come. And the rest of them are typically not that attention grabbing therefor lose their entire purpose.
The problem is that guys are not reading women the way they should and are then just spewing out whatever they have heard in movies or from some drunken friend, and think “Hey this might work!” The thing is that nine times out of ten they WILL NOT work, so what you need to do is switch the game up and start using some decent lines that might actually stand a chance!
Here are some good pick-up lines that will actually give you a fighting chance:
1. “My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?” – Why will this work? Well, simply because it will be something she has not heard every time she went out and also because it will make her laugh. Nine time out of time she is going to say yes, and then you’ve got your opening to expand on that one line, make your move and get her talking to you.
2. “When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.” – Why will this work? It will make her say “awww” and also it will not be a line that she has heard a dozen times a night. Being original will be a big aspect of a good line.
3. “You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.” – Why will this work? Because it is a very honest response to her looks. You are not responding to her short skirt or nice legs, you are simply complimenting her on a part of her she probably doesn’t hear about too often. On top of that she will appreciate the fact that you ARE NOT like every other guy saying she has a nice ass.
4. “How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman in the room?” – Why will this work? Because she will no doubt say “Aww no I’m not.” And that just leaves the opening for you to continue one telling her she’s beautiful. Women love to hear how gorgeous they are but only when it sound truthful and NOT like you are feeding them a line to get into their pants.
5. “You look familiar, come on how do I know you? Oh that’s right, you’ve been in my dreams.” – Why will this work? Because it gives the whole “aww” aspect along with the fact that you will stand out from the crowd with this one. You will get her thinking and as much as most guys will say they don’t want to get the woman thinking, the truth is that if you can make a woman use her brain she will automatically be attracted or at least intrigued about you.
6. “Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.” – Why will this work? Because you are going to have a shock factor mixed with laughter. The shock factor will get her undivided attention focused on you. Once it is you are going to make her laugh and laughter is a huge attraction point for women.
7. “Hi.” – Why will this work? Because it is the most honest and least pick up type line there is. When you walk up to a woman and simply say “hello my name is..” then you have stepped out of the box and become a normal person. You are no longer a guy trying to hit on her, you are simply a person introducing yourself to another person.
With so many different ways to approach women it may be extremely difficult to find out what really works with each one. The truth behind the scenes is that each woman reacts differently to different things, so you need to realize what each woman responds to. Now this may take a little practice but hey, what other kind of practice could be as much fun?
i usually tell women i just got out of jail for stealing baby crocodiles from the zoo..with stunning success!
Lol really?
All of those pickup lines are pretty retarded.
Yep, I agree!
Surprised they are on a site like this. #1 is the only one with a hope of working. The rest will get a bloke assaulted. Especially #6. Yes the shock factor works, but many women either work or know people with special needs they feel protective over or just listen to the insults without interperating it and kick the crap out of you.
I got slapped 7 times