Real meaning of words in women's personal ads.
- Strong woman - Bitch with a severe case of self entitlement.
- Classy - Bitchy 45 year old real estate agent type.
- Seeking gentleman - Looking for rich guy who isn't interested in sex.
- World traveler - would love to go to Europe as long as you're buying.
- Intelligent - She isn't but thinks she is, and you'd better entertain her.
- Rubenesque - Fat
- Sarcastic - Bought into the whole Gen X irony thing and is really a miserable bore to hang out with.
- Make me laugh - You're expected to be highly entertaining right away.
- Sick of bar scene - She doesn't get hit on at bars due to one or more physical flaws.
- Friends first - Reformed slut
- Tired of games/jerks - I fucked and sucked my way through fifteen counties, but now I want a docile schmuck to pay my bills and not pester me for sex.
- Shapely - Fat
- BBW - Grossly, morbidly obese (Bring Burgers With)
- Must like kids - I want a putz who will break his ass paying for another man's cast off progeny.
- Loves the Outdoors - Closet Lesbo
- Snuggling and Warm Fires - No Sex
- Enjoys Traveling - You're paying, right?
- Fun Loving - Fucked 100 guys
- Meaningful Relationship - Slavery
- Nurturing - Smothering
- Sassy - Insufferable by the third date.
- Bubbly - All fuckin happy all the damn time to the point of annoying.
- No games! - I won't put up with your games, but I will gladly infuriate you with mine.
- Eccentric or quirky - Psycho...
- Grown up man - Sucker willing to marry and support my lazy fat ass.
- Financially Secure - You should own about 200,000 shares of MSFT.
Translation of common phrases from woman-speak into English
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